Wood Completes Sale

AP - At noon today, Alex Wood, Account Executive for (censored) Inc. completed transaction with (censored) Capital, the second largest bank in the UK. The contract was signed and faxed at noon o'clock. Celebration and sarcastic remarks ensued in the office. Not surprisingly, the bastard at the bank who has prolonged this deal for six lousy months cut off half of the contract in the faxing process and will have to send over a new copy when he gets back from lunch.

Mr. Wood's manager was amazed, but kept her normal composure offering irrelevant instruction on how to do a better job. Her advice is never appreciated.

Mr. Wood has been with (censored) Inc. since June 2005. In that time, he has been amazed at the lack of organization it takes to run a business.