Psycho Hose Beast

Its now becoming apparent to me that while on hiatus in Spain, I may have accidentally picked up some psycho girl. She was this nice Ausie who asked to borrow my travel book so I loaned it to her and said to use it as long as she needed. That was about the extent of our friendship. As I was leaving the hostel with my bags two days later, she politely asked for my e-mail. I swapped with her, as is custom to do with fellow hostelians in order to hear about travel adventures. I'm getting a little more than that.

She promptly e-mailed me to see if I got back okay and to update me on her trip. I responded with a normal reply of about four sentences. This must have set her off some how because she wrote once a day for the next three days. The final e-mail only asked, "what sort of work do you do?" Fair question I thought, so I told her I was in sales. Then things started to get weird. She had mentioned that next time I was in the Asian-Pacific that she would show me around. I thought it was a joke and said I would contact her when I got there.

This somehow made her wild about me. She has since writen several one line messages such as:

"well i wish you were my travelling companion..." (please note the alluding elipses)

"do you have any brothers or sisters?"

So now I'm starting to get freaked out. I almost expect her to be sitting on my porch when I get home. And, I assume you've already Googled my name and found my blog so Psycho Girl, please leave me alone. You're freaking me out!