Palmeiro Caught with his Pants Down

Major League Baseball suspended future Hall of Famer, Rafael Palmeiro today for failing a drug test. The first time offence is a 10 day suspension without pay.

Upon the suspension, Palmeiro spoke about the test and adamantly denied having ever "intentionally" used any banned substance. My guess it that he accidentally sat on the needle Jose Canseco says he poked him with.

On March 17, Palmeiro testified before Congress, denying any steroid use and rejected the acquisitions Canseco made in his autobiography that Rafael let Canseco inject him with steroids.

Rafael, if Canseco was wrong and the MLB test is wrong, why are you failing this test? Even if you don't look like a steroid user on the outside, I know one muscle that needs some help getting bigger. Maybe the answer to the drug test issue is a little blue, diamond shaped pill.