Gay Week

All I have to say is that I'm straight. Apparently I didn't make that clear when I moved to the city and there has been some recent confusion regarding that issue. Twice in less than one week I have been hit on by another guy. Yikes.

First, Friday night with the "guys". I'll save the juicy details for coffee talk but here's the gist. I went to meet Andrew, Tom, and some other dude after work for a beer. Andrew and Tom were tired and left immediately for home. I elected to stay with the other guy. He tried to touch me. His parting sentence was, "Soho can be your home tonight." I fled.

Second, tonight at J Crew (surprised?). I walk in and Keith, the paraiah of the store informs me that an employee likes me. He gave me a clue that made me think it was the hot girl from Alabama. I was thrilled. Then he told me it wasn't a she. I wept.

So alert the media, Alex is straight. If you are gay and reading this, do not waste your time on me, it is all in vain. However, if you are a girl and can put up with me for two hours, let's have coffee some time. I'll buy.